Foster Parrots Ltd - 10 Commandments of Parrot Ownership

The 10 Commandments of Parrot Ownership

Be nice to parrots
Don't make parrots wait for anything they request, this only makes them mad.
Don't interrupt a parrot's schedule with your own, this also makes them mad.
Give parrots everything they ask for in an expedient manner. If you don't, yep, they get mad.
Never frustrate a parrot in any way. You guessed it, they get mad.
Only give parrots delicious, nutritious food. Yeah, yeah the mad thing again.
Give parrots lots of expensive toys to tear up or reject. Blah, blah, blah – mad.
Never punish or attempt to punish a parrot for pooping on the carpet, this makes them extraordinarily mad.
Don't inhibit a parrot's insanely loud vocalization. This will frustrate them and (do I need to tell you this again?) they get mad.
Obey all rules – if you don't ...